Ed takes on Chuck Noris-- For Bradd
Nov. 28th, 2007 10:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladyjendifi+Ed is the only woman who has, literally, beaten the odds. With her fists.
+Ed grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.
+Ed puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people.
+The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Ed's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
+Ed always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. (I was actually really good at that show...)
+One time, Ed accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. ('98 and '99)
+Ed trick-or-treated as herself as a child.
+Ed was what Willis was talkin' about.
+Ed grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.
+Ed puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people.
+The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Ed's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
+Ed always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. (I was actually really good at that show...)
+One time, Ed accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. ('98 and '99)
+Ed trick-or-treated as herself as a child.
+Ed was what Willis was talkin' about.
+The last digit of pi is Ed. She is the end of all things.
+Ed counted to infinity - twice.
+Ed can kill two stones with one bird.
http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
+Ed counted to infinity - twice.
+Ed can kill two stones with one bird.
http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
