Jun. 11th, 2008 10:40 am
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If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished,post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified)about what people remember about you. Or, if you don't want to post it, but want a memory from me, say so at the end of your comment and I'll reply with one. But consider posting. It's fun to see what comes up
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+Ed is the only woman who has, literally, beaten the odds. With her fists.
+Ed grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.
+Ed puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people.
+The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Ed's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
+Ed always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. (I was actually really good at that show...)
+One time, Ed accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. ('98 and '99)
+Ed trick-or-treated as herself as a child.
+Ed was what Willis was talkin' about.
+The last digit of pi is Ed. She is the end of all things.
+Ed counted to infinity - twice.
+Ed can kill two stones with one bird.
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I will give ten dollars to the person who shows up on my doorstep with diet soda and ice cream. Seriously. Maybe twenty for their trouble.


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Much to the rest of county's dismay, spring has sprung in southern CA. It's tank top and sandals weather, and I took full advantage of the beautiful, warm, dry surroundings. The tree in my front yard and its cousins in the park across the street have about a three week window when they bloom. I've been drawn to photograph them, for whatever reason. As you can see, my time was drawing short; the new leaves were already starting to hedge out the blossoms.

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This is the tree in my father's front yard. The small flowers drop their white round petals like gentle snow in the spring. Since it was windy today I had petals all over my clothes and hair. It was quite lovely.

More huge pictures for those who like pretty trees )

I am a rank amateur, but one that likes taking pictures. ;)

And now, a meme )
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What Pin Up girl are you?

you are the smartie pants! you're very intectual and love to read and write..its all'll be successful later on in life!
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I am in a good place for this, so feel free to be honest. Also, anoymous is encouraged if you're feeling shy....
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In 2007, ladyjendifi resolves to...
Connect with my inner brak.
Drink four glasses of tinkerbell every day.
Buy new toys.
Go to goldfish every Sunday.
Give up renn fairs.
Ask my boss for a tarot.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:
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my freakin' seduction style )
Remember kids! Slutty is the new black!
ladyjendifi: (kiss kiss)

  • That's not an answer, silly ;)

  • Thanks. You're fambly too.

  • a) I agree and b) all too true. Maybe Thanksgiving weekend will be better.

  • I don't know what to tell you

  • I would love for you to have that chance, too. I don't wear PJ's, though.

  • Come to California and get it. I'm also serving salad.

  • That's an easy request

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What do you want from me?

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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

ladyjendifi is being stalked on Livejournal!

sister_kybosh is stalking ladyjendifi
sister_kybosh’s REAL name : Torrie Beal
sister_kybosh’s REAL DOB : 05th March 1977
Height :153 cm Weight : 74.9 kg
sister_kybosh has dreamt about you : 5 times
sister_kybosh became interested in you : 28th October 2004
sister_kybosh’s latest dream about you
sister_kybosh wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how sister_kybosh describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! ladyjendifi is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
sister_kybosh’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting ladyjendifi in , sister_kybosh has managed to collect around 10 of ladyjendifi’s old TV remotes.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year sister_kybosh has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Everyday without you is death. I’ve decided it’s best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let’s do it, for us.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
sister_kybosh’s Police File
15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it’s toll on sister_kybosh’s psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.

Testimonies about sister_kybosh
matrygg - Stone dead tripper
‘I always knew there was something different about sister_kybosh. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
phoenixcoeur - Drunken Posse
’sister_kybosh’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’
sidhe_seabhac - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
‘I would not piss on sister_kybosh if they were on fire.’


Aug. 3rd, 2006 01:32 pm
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Woody Allen
Your film will be 65% romantic, 43% comedy, 30% complex plot, and a $ 37 million budget.
Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, Match Point, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 73% on action-romance

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You scored higher than 86% on humor

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You scored higher than 15% on complexity

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You scored higher than 76% on budget
Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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meme goodness )
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Mine is 25.8, which isn't horrible since my actual age is 25.3. Factors keeping my age up are talking on the phone while driving, driving too fast, low potassium and vitamin E intake, lack of flossing, not owning a dog, my weight, high stress levels, non extensive family/social network, and not being genetically tested for breast cancer (since it runs in my family). Things keeping my age in check are my diet, my exercise habits, not smoking, no real accessive drinking, low medication use, and the disgusting vitamins.
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You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!

You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

bah I say!

Jun. 27th, 2006 01:06 pm
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I am The Chariot

The Chariot often appears when hard control is or could be in evidence. At its best, hard control is not brutal, but firm and direct. It is backed up by a strong will and great confidence. The Chariot can mean self-control or control of the environment. This card also represents victory. There are many types of wins; the Chariot's is of the win-lose type. Your success comes from beating the competition to become number one. Such moments are glorious in the right circumstances.

For a full description of your card and other goodies, please visit

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Everything is quiet here. I have had an upset tummy the past couple days (despite no exposure to the plague), but have been working through it at the gym. Today is no exception; I've got to go work out even though I have no freaking energy whatsoever. Then go work. bah.

On a happier note, all my bills are paid for this month, which means that everything I make until my trip to Dallas is gravy. We are going to live the good life, yes we are! :) I'm completely fixated on the trip out there, because I can feel that its going to be an ultra fabulous time (if everyone stops puking). hehe.
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